A Poem, My Christmas Wish

If I Had a KitchenAid Mixer

by Amber Norris

If I had a KitchenAid mixer I tell you what I'd do.

I'd mix up cupcakes for me, but I'd also mix cupcakes for you.

If I had a KitchenAid mixer I'd make the tastiest of cake. 

Cheesecake, vanilla, and German chocolate I would bake.

If I had a KitchenAid mixer, my right arm would be so relieved.

I've whisked, stirred, and scraped - still not a smooth batter achieved.

If I had a KitchenAid mixer, my buns would be the best around. 

Cinnamon or steamed, a better recipe could not be found. 

If I had a KitchenAid mixer, oh the attachments I would yearn.

I would spiral, I'd press, I'd juice, and I'd churn.

If I had a KitchenAid mixer, it wouldn't be all about treats. 

Homemade meatballs and dumplings would now be part of our feasts. 

If I had a KitchenAid mixer, fresh butter and whipped cream I'd churn. 

Don't worry, I'll be at the gym, now I'll have extra calories to burn.