If I Had a KitchenAid Mixer
by Amber Norris
If I had a KitchenAid mixer I tell you what I'd do.
I'd mix up cupcakes for me, but I'd also mix cupcakes for you.
If I had a KitchenAid mixer I'd make the tastiest of cake.
Cheesecake, vanilla, and German chocolate I would bake.
If I had a KitchenAid mixer, my right arm would be so relieved.
I've whisked, stirred, and scraped - still not a smooth batter achieved.
If I had a KitchenAid mixer, my buns would be the best around.
Cinnamon or steamed, a better recipe could not be found.
If I had a KitchenAid mixer, oh the attachments I would yearn.
I would spiral, I'd press, I'd juice, and I'd churn.
If I had a KitchenAid mixer, it wouldn't be all about treats.
Homemade meatballs and dumplings would now be part of our feasts.
If I had a KitchenAid mixer, fresh butter and whipped cream I'd churn.
Don't worry, I'll be at the gym, now I'll have extra calories to burn.
